Dear Fellow White People:

This tweet brought out the trolls, so I am removing it from my feed. pic.twitter.com/NkKcjUFRxP

— Jordan Horowitz (@jehorowitz) September 12, 2017

 

Commentary by David Cohensteinberg

 

All white people are racist. Simple as that. Even the white people who hate being white are racists, too.

See, fellow white people, it’s important to understand what racism is. Racism is whiteness. In other words, being white makes you a racist. There’s no other way to explain it.

White = Racist

 

Dear White People,

We are terrible creatures.

Sincerely,

Fellow White Person#Charolettesville #AndTheWholeWorld

— JamesParkerSheffield (@JayShef) August 13, 2017

 

So, my fellow white people, the only way we cure racism is to hate ourselves. And vote democrat. Then the country will become non-white faster and we will be ruled by people who hate us more than we hate ourselves.

If blacks ever rule the country, hopefully they will enslave white people. And make us pick their watermelons without any sunblock on. As reparations for slavery. And for calling them the N word, even when they acted like the N word.

 

Dear fellow white people: Stop being assholes. Y'all are a fucking plague

— Sydney (@sydneysarahh) August 12, 2017

 

See, my fellow white people, we are a plague. A plague that has infected the world with hatred. That’s what the white plague is. Hatred. White people hate everybody who isn’t white. That’s what white people do. Hate non-whites.

White people = Hate

 

dear fellow white people: can we, as a race, all agree to just quit breeding

— amilynic 🔮 (@nicolecieux) August 12, 2017

 

Yes! If the white race quit breeding, the world would be full of love and kindness. There wouldn’t be anymore black-on-white crime. And rabbis wouldn’t have to spray paint swastikas on buildings to get donations. It would be a utopia.

So, if you’re white, you should hate yourself first. Then refuse to breed. If you do breed, it should be with blacks only. Because they were the true Kings. And the first humans that God created (yes, Adam was black). So it would be a form of deevolution. Whites could deevolve back into black people.

Racism never existed until black people left the jungles of Africa and became white people. If whites turn back into blacks, racism will no longer exist. Because black people can’t be racist. Only white people can.

 

Dear fellow white people: we are racist. That's why racism exists

— Forbes (@forbuss) May 28, 2017

 

So, my fellow white people, we are all racist. And all the problems of the world are because of racism. It’s up to every single white person to fix it. How, you ask? By doing three things:

1. Hating yourself
2. Voting democrat
3. Stop breeding (or only breed with blacks)

In other words, my fellow white people, the only cure for the white plague is #WhiteGenocide. But trust me, the world will be a better place once white people are gone.

 

Dear fellow white people,
Please stop saying the n word🙂

— Bailey🦋 (@BaileyGilham) May 25, 2017

 

A world without white people is a world without the N word, my fellow white people. Think about that for a minute. Black people would never, ever have to be called the N word again.

 

Dear fellow white people, please stop shooting people just because their skin is darker than yours. I'm getting real tired of all this.

— Jerrica Ty Rowlett (@JerricaTy) March 6, 2017

 

Remember, my fellow white people.

1. Hate yourself
2. Vote democrat
3. Stop breeding

 

Dear fellow white people, stop expecting random black people to educate you. Do a Google search. Read a fucking book.

— AMA (@amandres) January 22, 2017